surfbort

plural surfborts

1. humorousslangA surfboard.

   The next scene focuses on Chelsea as she buys a surfbort.

   2019 May 16, Dustin Waters, “Confessions of a Southern Charm Newbie: Sungazing and Shep's sperm count”, in Charleston City Paper

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   Hollister is the must-have surf brand for those who have never even held surf wax, much less a "surfbort."

   2014 September 6, Gregory Babcock, “15 Great Pieces From Unlikely Brands”, in Complex

   To spare Shalla-Bal and the rest of the denizens of Zenn-La, Norrin offers to become the chrome-clad Silver Surfer, aka the Herald of Galactus, and travel the universe at the speed of light on a surfbort-like device to determine which planets are worth consuming, sort of like a cosmic Yelp reviewer.

   2025 April 4, William Goodman, “Julia Garner Boards MCU's 'Fantastic Four' as the Silver Surfer”, in GQ