turdpile

plural turdpiles

1. mildlyslangvulgarA mound of feces.

   That name wouldn't draw flies to a turdpile.

   2000, Bryan Goluboff, Shyster, Dramatists Play Service Inc., →ISBN, page 32

   2 more examples

   Sherm took Terhune to the lot, his thoughts at such loose ends after this bombshell that he stepped in a big wet turdpile, and it took half an hour, using sticks and an old toothbrush, to get the stuff out of the treads of his sneakers.

   1990, Michael Kandel, In Between Dragons, Bantam Books, →ISBN, page 169

   I stood looking at the tokens as if he had just deposited a steaming turdpile into my palm.

   1992, Dennis Cooper, editor, Discontents: New Queer Writers, Amethyst Press, →ISBN, page 76

2. derogatorymildlyslangvulgarA rude, obnoxious, or contemptible person.

   “No, she's screwin' you, you flyin' turdpile!"

   2006, Rick Reilly, Shanks for Nothing, Broadway Books, →ISBN, page 95

   2 more examples

   Uhhhhhhhhhh, you could leave. That would make us all VERY happy, you turdpile.

   2001 October 27, wilbert, “Re: I'M BACK.....”, in alt.music.led-zeppelin (Usenet)

   OK Skipp, you turdpile…Prove that the receiver and the transmitter of a crystal mixer type CB can be easily split up from the transmitter. No way.

   2001 October 31, dweebo Spanka! [username], “SKIPP PROVES HE IS AN IDIOT AS WELL”, in rec.radio.cb (Usenet)

3. derogatorymildlyslangvulgarSomething shoddy or inferior.

   […] then nothing until that Bruce Willis turdpile a few yeas^([sic]) ago where he played a horny psychiatrist who sleeps with a patient.

   1999 October 30, BrianVN, “Re: promising directors who burned out or fell flat on their face.”, in rec.arts.movies.past-films (Usenet)

   2 more examples

   WMP7 is a bloated turdpile. On my last Windows install I tried it, and gotsick of it very quickly, and I returned CD playing duties to the basic,standard Windows CD Player.

   2001 February 1, Bennetts family [username], “Re: Microsoft is FUN and Linux is BORING”, in alt.linux.sux (Usenet)

   We saw lots of them in Michigan, because GM was "heavily incentivizing" <ahem> employees to drive these rolling turdpiles to create the illusion of market acceptance.

   2001 October 21, Daniel J Stern, “Re: Any recommendations?”, in rec.autos.makers.chrysler (Usenet)