Meanings
- humorousslangRendered utterly speechless or overwhelmed with a situation.
I literally cannot with William. I will continue to be unable to can with this fool.
2016 April 25, Phoebe Robinson, “The Catch Recap: A Bug's Life”, in Vulture, archived from the original on 21 Jun 20231 more example
She said: 'This is the peak of the whatsapp mother's cult. I am unable to can lmao.'
2020 March 25, Harriet Johnston, “Woman reveals her mother has placed a raw ONION in the corner of every room in the house in a bizarre attempt to ward off coronavirus”, in Daily Mail, London: DMG Media, →ISSN, →OCLC, archived from the original on 14 Oct 2022
Origin
From can't even (“to be unable to express one's feelings about an overwhelming situation”), with the implication that one has lost the capacity of English due to shock.
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unable to can. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/unable%20to%20can
“unable to can.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/unable%20to%20can. Accessed November 5, 2026.
WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “unable to can,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/unable%20to%20can.
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