wank bank

plural wank banks

1. slangvulgarSynonym of spank bank (“mental stock of images or fantasies brought to mind when masturbating”).

   I flipped through the wank bank, finally stopping at a love scene starring me and a Bay State Games bronze-medalist pole-vaulter who was in the same Major British Writers study group as me.

   2009, Joe Pernice, It Feels So Good When I Stop, Riverhead Books, →ISBN

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   Hosing her down made her jeans cling to her labia even more, not to mention the peanuts she smuggled under her shirt when I brushed her tits. That whole bit of business made a deposit in my wank bank.

   2006, P. F. Kozak, Passion, Kensington Books, →ISBN, page 15

   She reaches out and lazily trails her fingers along his shaft, all the way from base to tip, as though mentally filing its dimensions in her private wank bank, to bring out on those nights when she has only her rabbit vibrator for company.

   2013, Rachel Kramer Bussel, Anything for You: Erotica for Kinky Couples, Cleis Press, published 2012, →ISBN

   Synonyms: spank bank

2. slanguncommonvulgarA sperm bank.

   They did too. ‘Troop the loop invades spunk dump’. ‘Interest up at wank bank’.

   2012, Charles Morgan, Knights of the Secondhand Stew, Trafford, →ISBN, page 73

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   Finally, you should send your post to the wank bank, they'd probably classify it as a semen deposit.

   2008 November 16, Sir Oswald P Wrong, “OFFICAL^([sic]): Aussies Are Wankers”, in aus.sport.rugby-league (Usenet)

   Years ago at medical school, her husband, Mike — along with countless others — had been quick to donate to what was universally known as the wank bank, in return for a few quid to buy a round in the Students' Union.

   2009, Catherine Alliott, The Secret of Evie Hamilton, Penguin UK, →ISBN