wanker

plural wankers · alternative w****r · alternative w**ker · alternative w-anchor · alternative wanchor · alternative w⚓

1. CommonwealthIrelandUKslangvulgarSomeone who wanks; masturbates.
2. A term of abuse.
   1. CommonwealthIrelandUKderogatoryslangvulgarAn idiot, a stupid person.

      Synonyms: drongo, dropkick, flog, fuckwit, whacker, tosspot, tosser, bawbag

   2. CommonwealthIrelandUKderogatoryslangvulgarAn annoying person.
   3. CommonwealthIrelandUKderogatoryslangvulgarAn ineffectual person.
   4. CommonwealthIrelandUKderogatoryslangvulgarSomeone who shows off too much, a poser or poseur; someone who is overly self-satisfied.
3. CommonwealthIrelandUKslangvulgarA penis.

   He walked closer to the trees and then pulled out his wanker and took a piss. While he was watering a clump of grass he called out calmly to the men in the trees, "We've come in peace to recruit men for our companies of dragoons."

   2019 April 16, Skye Smith, The Pistoleer - Lyme 1644: Novel Nine of the Series by Skye Smith, Skye Smith, →ISBN

4. CommonwealthIrelandUKhumorousslangvulgarA very informal term of address used between friends.

plural wankers · alternative w****r · alternative w**ker · alternative w-anchor · alternative wanchor · alternative w⚓

1. CommonwealthIrelandUKobsoleteslangvulgarschool slangA salted and lightly smoked herring or mackerel; a bloater.

   He sniffs. "'Eugh, wankers again."

   1897 June, The Felstedian, page 100

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   My name it is "wanker"; a leaner or lanker, Salter or ranker, fish never swam.

   1892 October, The Felstedian, page 105