wankette

plural wankettes

1. AustraliaNew ZealandUKderogatoryslangvulgarA stupid or annoying woman.

   There is always one wanker or wankette who is so completely drunk that they ruin the fun for everyone else.

   2009, Therese Raft, "Conception Day Do's and Don'ts", Grapeshot (Macquarie University), Issue 8, 14 September 2009, page 22

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   Exactly. Hate her if you will, but I can't stand it when she gets lumped in with Sheryl Crow, Heather Nova, and all of the other wankettes, because, like you said... there's an element of sincerity, and I can't say it differently.

   1997 February 20, Hal Phillips, “Re: The Almighty Alanis”, in alt.music.nin (Usenet)

   Remember the wall to wall wankettes in navy blue pullovers, collars turned up, frosted hair and button earings^([sic]) who went to the same school that mummy did, and married a wanker who went to the same school daddy did, And who have never lived more than a mile from the house they were bought up in?

   2002 December 10, Alan Brennan, “Re: State of emergency in Dunedin”, in nz.reg.dunedin.general (Usenet)

2. slangvulgarA woman who masturbates.

   Of the 40 percent of wankettes, only one in ten admitted to petting the kitty weekly.

   2007, Jamye Waxman, Getting Off: A Woman's Guide to Masturbation, Seal Press, →ISBN, page 215

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   When I first started living with my present SO, we had a discussion about masturbatory frequencies, and since mine was by far the more prolific, I couldn't help but give a guesstimate for my lifetime total. Needless to say, from my SO's perspective, this was an astounding number. Using a consertive^([sic]) estimate of an average of 5 times a week for the last 26 years, a very rough, but up to date total would be: 5 * 52 * 26 = 6,760. So any of you old fart wankers and wankettes out there care to give an estimate?

   1993 September 9, Red Crow [username], “6,760 times...”, in alt.sex.masturbation (Usenet)

   What really gets me off is reading the stories of other folks. True stories from fellow wankers. (I guess the women would be wankettes?)

   2002 June 6, PlumpLvr [username], “Re: what a tight group of folks”, in alt.masturbation (Usenet)

   Synonyms: masturbatrix