wouldn't touch with yours

verb

To not find (someone) sexually attractive; to be unwilling to have sex with someone.

Meanings

verb
  1. slangtransitiveTo not find (someone) sexually attractive; to be unwilling to have sex with someone.

    Her bottom lip hung down practically to her navel, wherever that is. "Do you mind," said Spike. "Even with a sack over her head and the Kohinoor diamond stuck at the end I wouldn't touch her with yours."

    1965, Hunter Davies, Here we go, round the mulberry bush

Origin

Presumably short for "I wouldn't touch him/her, even if I were using your penis".

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Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “wouldn't touch with yours,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/wouldn't%20touch%20with%20yours.

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