Meanings
plural SPNAKs
- InternetcountableuncountableOn Usenet, a situation where one of the participants in a dispute (especially a flame war) claims victory after the other party appears to stop engaging due to a perceived inability to present new arguments.
to declare (a) SPNAK; to claim (a) SPNAK
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Let's make it 10pm, I've sort of already designated that time frame (from 10 to 12) as kook parade time. Better be there Slutfucker, or I'll claim SPNAK on yer dumb ass...again.
2000 December 17, anonymous author, “Re: SLUTFUCKER FAILS TO SHOW”, in alt.flamenet (Usenet)
- InternetUsed to declare SPNAK on someone.
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Neidork is convinced that I've fucked up several times in this flamewar (i.e. his 'chickens are asexual' posts). I challenged him to compile a list of my posts in which I've fucked up as badly as him, or even at all. Three times, I put forth the challenge, and three times he ignored it. ¶ Guess what..... ¶ SPNAK.
1999 August 19, £unar §aber™, “I hereby declare SPNAK on Technocunter Neidork”, in alt.games.nintendo.pokemon (Usenet)
present singular third person SPNAKs · participle present SPNAKing · participle past SPNAKed · past SPNAKed · participle past SPNAK'ed · past SPNAK'ed · participle past SPNAK'd · past SPNAK'd
- InternettransitiveTo declare SPNAK on (someone).
This is Usenet, you may do whatever the fuck you want as long as it isn't illegal, spamming, trolling, or violating your ISP's TOS. One must be prepared to defend him himself or be "SPNAK-ed" from the group.
1999 December 1, The Mak, “Re: Playstation VS. Nintendo64”, in alt.games.video.nintendo-64 (Usenet)
Origin
Deliberate misspelling of spank.
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SPNAK. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 2, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/SPNAK
“SPNAK.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/SPNAK. Accessed November 2, 2026.
WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “SPNAK,” accessed November 2, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/SPNAK.
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