santorum

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UK/sanˈtɔːɹəm/US/sænˈtɔɹəm/

noun

A frothy mixture of lubricant and fecal matter as an occasional byproduct of anal sex.

OriginLatin sanctorum ← Italian Santorino →
Less commonFirst used 21st c.Scrabble 10
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Meanings

santorum1

nounsantorum (uncountable)
  1. neologismslanguncountablelifestyleA frothy mixture of lubricant and fecal matter as an occasional byproduct of anal sex.First known use 21st c.

    I'll fuck you till my dick's dry / Squirt santorum in my eye

    2011 April 1, “Booty Sex”, in Icemilk (music), Sofa King Delicious, ASIN B00510PZO0
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    She wads up the t-shirt, uses it to wipe a trickle of santorum from her ass, and throws it under the cot.

    2005, Jack R. Dunn, Hard, archived from the original on 12 Sep 2011, page 134

    In the “for what it's worth” department, the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex is called santorum. Safety Warning #6: Be particularly cautious where this santorum goes. As previously noted, you don't want to get any fecal matter in the vaginal area. Bad safety risk.

    2007, Robert J. Rubel, Squirms, Screams and Squirts: Now you can turn great sex into extraordinary sex, Nazca Plains, →ISBN, →OCLC, →OL, page 65

    Then, one of them broke ranks and rammed his blood-lubed fist straight up my ass and twisted hard, pulled it out and licked the santorum clean.

    2008, Richard J. Polney, “A Horrible Night of Research and Erudite Bloodletting”, in Christopher Pierce, editor, Men on the Edge: Dangerous Erotica, Hemdon: StarBooks, →ISBN, →OCLC, →OL, page 38

    Any residents not burned alive in the fires or drowned in the flood will be made to drink a mixture of bodily fluids typically deposited in on the streets during Mardi Gras until death. The mixture should consist of (but is not limited to) sweat, snot, urine, saliva, tears, vomit, sexual fluids, and feces and santorum.

    2008, Austen James, Hate Starve Curse: A Disagreeable Man's Search for Nothingness in the Face of Everythingness, 1st edition, Broken Science, →ISBN, →OL, page 30
  2. derogatoryneologismslanguncountableShit: rubbish, worthless matter, nonsense, bull.First known use 21st c.

    a lying sack of santorum.

    2004 February 5, Ian S., “Re: If Bush Wasn't A Deserter, What Was He?”, in alt.politics.democrats (Usenet), message-ID <tijUb.2347$Yj.960@lakeread02>
    3 more examples

    I think this is a load of santorum.

    2005 June 29, Chris Linthompson, “Re: New word, "martinize"”, in talk.origins (Usenet), message-ID <1120058301.549994.211740@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>

    What a bunch of santorum.

    2006 January 18, "leftie", “Re: Hey Julia!”, in rec.music.gdead (Usenet), message-ID <dqmpqs$2mpp$1@agate.berkeley.edu>

    Those freakin' Devil's Advocate Moderators have no sense of decorum— They're just like a bunch of hungry predators... totally fuckin' full of fuckin' santorum!

    2009, Jacques TwisT, Lady MaMarazz' "Ain't No Shame like the Fame Game", →ISBN, page 146

Santorum2

proper noun
  1. A surname from Italian.

    On April 7, 2003, Senator Rick Santorum signaled his opposition to same-sex marriage in no uncertain terms.

    2008, Paul Ryan Brewer, chapter 4, in Value War, Rowan & Littlefield, Inc., →ISBN, page 67

Synonyms & antonyms

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nonsense

Origin

santorum · noun

From the surname of former US Senator Rick Santorum (born 1958). After Santorum made statements comparing homosexuality to bestiality and opining that mutually consenting adults do not have a constitutional right to privacy with respect to sexual acts, US columnist Dan Savage gathered input from his readers and held a contest for definitions to "memorialize the scandal". Savage set up a website which defined the term, and helped to promote it. See Campaign for the neologism "santorum" for further information. Rick Santorum's surname, in turn, comes from Italian; see Santorum for more.

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Santorum · proper noun

  1. ItalianSantorino“from the island of Santorini”
  2. Latinsanctorum“of the saints”
  3. EnglishSantorum

From Italian. For most bearers, the surname is from Latin sanctorum (“of the saints”). For some individuals of Italian or Maltese ancestry, the name is related to the Italian Santorino (“from the island of Santorini”).

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Rhymes & wordplay

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Anagrams

Storuman
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APA

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