asswipe

plural asswipes · alternative Commonwealth Ireland arsewipe

1. CanadaUScountablederogatoryinformalmildlyoffensivevulgarAn annoying, contemptible, or worthless person.

   He is such an asswipe!

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   ...they have been exchanging insults in writing: "dickhead," "dillweed," "fuzzbutt," "dorkwad," "asswipe," and so forth.

   1996, Timothy Jay, What to Do When Your Students Talk Dirty, page 207

2. CanadaUSinformalmildlyuncountablevulgarToilet paper.

   I doubt a dime would buy a single square of asswipe in this city, […]

   2008, Joseph Heywood, Death Roe: A Woods Cop Mystery, Globe Pequot, page 252

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   I rapidly expended my own and everyone else’s supply of tiny C-ration rolls of asswipe and was reduced to wiping my nasty behind with leaves and grass.

   1976, Micheal Clodfelter, The Pawns of Dishonor, Branden Press, →ISBN, page 249

   “[…] Into your packs you put your toilet articles, mess kits, extra socks, and skivvies and longjohns if you have them. If you have a roll of asswipe, put that in, too. […]”

   1983, Nicholas Proffitt, Gardens of Stone, Carroll & Graf, →ISBN, page 317

   Synonyms: wipebreech, torchecul, arsewipe, bumfodder, tail-napkin, wipe-breech, buttwipe