doink

present singular third person doinks · participle present doinking · participle past doinked · past doinked

1. UShumorousslangtransitiveTo have sex with.

   You kind of want to doink him, don't you?

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   “I'm open to it, I-I just... I don't want it to affect our friendship.” “What friendship?” “Oh, no, we don't really like you that much. I-I wouldn't say we are friends.” “No.” “Okay, then why do you want to doink me?” [exclaims in Greek] [laughing] “This guy doesn't understand women at all.”

   2023 July 20, Jake Bender & Zach Dunn, “Pride Parade” (14:07 from the start), in What We Do in the Shadows, season 5, episode 3, spoken by Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch)

   Synonyms: coitize, go to bed with, sleep with, Formal terms, bed, coit, coitize, dight

2. informalintransitiveTo bounce after a collision.

   The ball doinked off the left upright of the goal.

   Synonyms: boing, rebound

3. informaltransitiveTo bump or hit.

   Everyone laughed and I doinked my head against Seb's upper arm, hiding my face.

   2020, Maxine Morrey, My Year of Saying No

plural doinks

1. slangA fool; a jerk; a worthless person.

   We're about the only people here who are in everyday wardrobe; all the other fools are trying to outdo those doinks in Hollywood.

   2008, Matthew Theisen, The Supreme Witness, page 46

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   High school crowds; doinks with nothing better to do than come down to this pisshole and wave through the glass partition at the biggest jerk in the whole gang.

   1989, Thomas Szollosi, The Proving, page 55

   'Mayday... Mayday...' Rimmer turned. 'I wonder why it's "Mayday"? […] The distress call. Why d'you say "Mayday"? It's just a bank holiday. Why not "Shrove Tuesday" or "Ascension Sunday"?' […] 'It's French, you doink. Help me - m'aidez. How much food is there?'

   1990, Grant Naylor, Better Than Life

   "Are you this critical of all the Club 900 patrons?" The mechanical doorman made a chuckling noise. "Sure, sap. It makes you doinks feel extra guilty."

   1994, William Shatner, Tek Power, page 152

   Synonyms: loser, toerag, absolute zero, assbucket, asswipe, badling, blatherskite, bugger

2. slangA joint (cannabis cigarette).

   Synonyms: doobie, reefer, bifta, bifter, blunt, bogie, bomber, bone