Meanings
plural badly packed kebabs
- UKslangvulgarThe vulva, especially one with wrinkly, protruding labia.
Babs? Urgh no! Mebee^([sic]) 25 years ago, but she'd have a 'badly packed kebab' by now!
2006 January 12, bobby [username], “Re: Can I just make a public service announcement here”, in alt.sports.soccer.sunderland (Usenet)2 more examples
> What was the url for that webpage you found, with the naked woman called > Tinkerbell? She was big! > > LOL, she had a badly packed kebab too. I can't find it, she was on blueyonder though if anyone wants to google for it.
2005 August 28, PMD [username], “Re: Has anybody seen”, in alt.talk.bollocks (Usenet)In brief, with the expletives deleted (which also served to make the story considerably shorter), it involved various quantities of cider, alcho-pops and shots, going to the kebab shop, getting said kebab, walking home, stopping to answer the call of nature on the grass and falling asleep mid-pee. Her badly packed kebab had been on view for all to see.
2011, John Donoghue, Police, Crime & 999: The True Story of a Front Line Officer, Matador, →ISBN, page 107
Synonyms & antonyms
Origin
From a likening of the appearance of the external female genitalia to that of a messy doner kebab (with the pita representing the labia majora and the meat representing the labia minora).
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