pooty

plural pooties

1. colloquialcountableuncountableThe female genitalia; the vulva or vagina.

   What everybody doesn't know is the hot pulsating goodies Helen Reddy's got to offer up. Cum here woman, do your duty; drop them drawers and gimme some pooty!

   2003, Helen Reddy, “Long Hard Climb”, in John Morthland, editor, Mainlines, Blood Feasts, and Bad Taste: A Lester Bangs Reader, New York, N.Y.: Anchor Books, →ISBN, page 81

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   Things started to go wrong between the angel and me after Cindy Hacklight showed me her pooty in seventh grade. Cindy had made a sort of cottage industry of showing her pooty to anyone—girl or boy—who would give her five dollars, a large sum back then, before high-school inflation.

   2006 March 26, Chris Adrian, “A Better Angel”, in The New Yorker, New York, N.Y.: Condé Nast Publications, →ISSN, →OCLC, archived from the original on 14 Jul 2023

   Synonyms: axe wound, badly packed kebab, bearded clam, beaver, beef curtains, burger, chocha, clam

comparative pootier · superlative pootiest

1. dialectalPretty.

   1857, The Atlantic Monthly/Volume 1, No.1, Sally Parson's Duty "Bless your pooty little figger-head, Sally! I don't know as 'tis, but suthin' nigh about as bad is a-comin...

1. dialectalnot comparablePretty (somewhat, fairly).

   "Well, you see, it 'uz dis way. Ole missus — dat's Miss Watson — she pecks on me all de time, en treats me pooty rough, but she awluz said she wouldn' sell me down to Orleans.

   1884 December 10, Mark Twain [pseudonym; Samuel Langhorne Clemens], chapter VIII, in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn: (Tom Sawyer’s Comrade) […], London: Chatto & Windus, […], →OCLC

plural pooties

1. EnglandNorthamptonshiredialectalCepaea nemoralis, one of the most common species of land snail in Europe, with a dark brown lip to its shell.

   Do 'e remember that nest then? and the pooty shells I collected for you, and all our playings?

   1980, Gillian Nelson, Charity's Child, London: W. H. Allen, →ISBN, page 45

   Synonyms: grove snail

1. derogatoryslangVladimir Putin (born 1952), Russian politician who has served continuously as president or prime minister since 1999.

   Synonyms: Pootin, Pooty-Poot