buff the muffin

verb

Of a woman, to masturbate.

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Meanings

verbbuff the muffin (third-person singular simple present buffs the muffin, present participle buffing the muffin, simple past and past participle buffed the muffin)

present singular third person buffs the muffin · participle present buffing the muffin · participle past buffed the muffin · past buffed the muffin

  1. idiomaticslangvulgarOf a woman, to masturbate.

    1999, Ericka, in alt.jokes.limericks http://groups.google.com/group/alt.jokes.limericks/msg/6a31a3b704183489?dmode=source Dear Peter, I need your stuffin' Your bod, your rod, and handcuffin' While I wait for your ans- wer, I'll take off my pants, And start in on buffin' the muffin!

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    2003, Paul Austin, in alt.peeves http://groups.google.com/group/alt.peeves/msg/37b92cd0a72eaed4?dmode=source "Dear Miss Manners, myself and my three girlfriends are playing buff the muffin this weekend and we'd like to know who's supposed to peel and slice the cucumbers for salad afterwards?"

    2004, Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel http://books.google.com/books?ie=UTF-8&hl=en&vid=ISBN0060590254&id=QNM4japF5g4C&pg=PA151&lpg=PA151&sig=kUORuHRpFvwKNOWpC8pTnEBlLqo “Molly?” Lena said. “You sound out of breath. Are you okay?” … “Oh, yeah, I’m fine, Lena. Just buffing the muffin. …”

Origin

From buff (“to rub”) + the + muffin (“vagina”), chosen for the rhyme in the participle ("buffin' the muffin").

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APA

buff the muffin. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/buff%20the%20muffin

MLA

“buff the muffin.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/buff%20the%20muffin. Accessed November 4, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “buff the muffin,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/buff%20the%20muffin.

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