bump uglies

present singular third person bumps uglies · participle present bumping uglies · participle past bumped uglies · past bumped uglies

1. slangvulgarTo perform sexual intercourse.

   Some teenagers probably just broke in here to drink beer and bump uglies.

   2013, Fede Álvarez, Rodo Sayagues, 9:52, in Evil Dead

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   I have a right to live off of you because I married you, and because I used to let you get on top of me and bump your uglies

   1961, Edward Albee, The American Dream: a play, New York: Coward, McGann and Geoghegan, page 23

   [T]he lead singer found his girlfriend bumping uglies in the dark with the roadie. But then said singer was with a blonde floozie himself—see what being on an L.A. trash-band bill can do to ya?

   1984 September 27, Serena, “L.A. Dee Da: On The Streets”, in L.A. Weekly, Los Angeles, page 46

   Mongo never asked anybody their sexual identity unless he was hooking for a quick fuck. He'd say, "Hey Baby, do you like men? Let's oil up and bump uglies."

   1997, Peter J. Crisanto-Croox, Trukness: Based on the Real Life Adventures and Times of One of the Many Gregory John Nolascos, page 113

   The gonzo slang may grate after a while, but it has the compelling benefit of ringing true. This Tinder date, for instance: ‘Although we never bumped uglies, we bonded over our love of doggo memes and cocaine.’ It’s not pretty, but it works.

   2019 September 5, Oliver Balch, quoting Niko Vorobyov, “It takes a former drug dealer to explain the global narcotics scene”, in The Spectator

   Synonyms: bump nasties, do the nasty, approach, cohabit, common, company, copulate, couple