butt monkey

plural butt monkeys

1. CanadaUShumorousoftenslangAn annoying and irksome person.

   1993 May 18, Martin J Hannigan, "I LIKE YOUR NEW ORGANIZATION BUNG BOY", talk.bizarre, Usenet I still prefer Butt Monkey User Group myself.

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   1993 July 8-9, "Insecure faggots.": "Butt monkeys", alt.sex, Usenet "ad980": the autopsy has concluded that indeed, the monkey did have a banana shoved up his butt Kevin Walsh: All this talk about butt monkeys makes me wonder if you see yourself as the organ grinder. "ad980": Oddly enough, the butt monkey in question is you.

   1994, Mike Judge, Beavis and Butt-Head Beavis: Butt-munch / Monkey Spank / Dillweed / Turd wipe / Dumbass / Butt Monkey Butt-Head: Chode / Waste of Bum Wipe / Dillhole / Fartknocker / Dumb Beavis / Butt-Head, no wait

   You have my promise that everything in our power will be done to catch this psycho butt monkey, but...I just don’t think you could distance yourself from this level of personal involvement.

   2000 October 13, Edward Hancock II, Splintered Souls, Xlibris Corporation, page 90

   Uh-oh, Butt Monkey alert

   2001 March, “The Butt Monkey”, in Adopt-A-Pet of Victoria, Texas

   2002 May 9, "i [sic.] know theres no great plan here...", Meagan's Journal http://dreamstarblue.livejournal.com/30128.html eric decided to be a butt monkey and start shit about cory.

   Synonyms: assmunch, assmuncher, assmonkey, buttmunch, buttmuncher, assbag, assbreath, assbucket

2. CanadaUShumorousoftenslangAn object of abuse and ridicule; sometimes, especially, a prison bitch.

   2000 September 26, Marti Noxon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 5, Episode 79: “Buffy vs. Dracula” Xander: I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

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   they can while away their time being Bubba's butt monkey for the next 50 years.

   2006 February 6, “I don't think they should execute terrorists”, in First and Last and Always

   I'm getting pretty tired of being the comic book industry's butt-monkey.

   2006 March 25, “Issue #16 Review. Not.”, in Legion Abstract

   But being at butt monkey status means that I don't have a voice to express my displeasure.

   2006 April 27, “Work worries and a quote”, in World's Easiest Quiz

   Con's about as far from the standard Alpha as he could get--he's the Unseelie [sic.] butt-monkey

   2006 May 5, “In defence of the Beta Male”, in DAYS of the INSANE

   Don't do wrong to others and it should come back to you tenfold. OK, so there are several years that I was Karma's butt-monkey for not obeying that simple rule.

   2006 May 14, “Karma gives me a handjob”, in Pissing and Moaning