assmonkey

plural assmonkeys · alternative ass monkey

1. CanadaUShumorousslangAn obnoxious or contemptible person; a jerk.

   Near-synonym: assclown

   3 more examples

   "Look," said Mayer, suddenly nervous, "there's no sense in acting like complete ass monkeys over this. I'm sure we can reach a mutually beneficial settlement."

   2000, Martin DiPietro, “The Pull”, in Nest: 28 Tales of Pulp Fiction, →ISBN, page 72

   “You little assmonkey!” The kid danced away to the front of the car.

   2002, Brian Rockstroh, Far From Grace, →ISBN, page 10

   "God, love," I said, "Annnnnd ... trampolines!" ¶ "You are such an assmonkey."

   2004, Stacey Cochran, The Band, →ISBN, page 188

   Synonyms: assmuncher, assclown