clown car

plural clown cars

1. comedyA circus clown routine in which an implausibly large number of clowns climb into or out of a small car.

   It looked as if around fifty people got out and it reminded me of a clown car at a circus.

   2014, Allen Laycock, Hereditary Decision, page 9

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   Kids of all ages have been applauding the clown car trick for more than 60 years, ever since it was first introduced in 1950 by master clown Otto Griebling at the Cole Brothers Circus.

   2012, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Vroom!

   Sometimes clowns do a trick called “clown car,” where a bunch of clowns squeeze into a car and come out, one by one. […] If you go to a circus with a clown car, you'll see they have suitcases, beach balls, and other items to make it funnier.

   2016, Stephanie Faris, Piper Morgan Joins the Circus

2. The undersized car used in a circus clown car routine.

   Tiny chugging clown cars drive into the arena, and clown after clown after clown climbs out, enough to fill a bus.

   1962, Freeman H. Hubbard, Great days of the circus, page 132

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   My first experience of clown, like most people, was at the circus. I cried. The clown car exploded and fell apart. I cried.

   2004, Eric Weitz, The Power of Laughter: Comedy and Contemporary Irish Theatre

3. broadlyderogatoryoftenA very small car.

   A security officer sat in his little clown car about thirty yards away.

   2012, Liz Talley, A Little Texas

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   The two-stroke-engine powered, built-with-communist-pride Trabant — a very small, two-door, clown car that resembles a shrunken '55 Chevy — does not particularly excite me.

   2000, Automotive Manufacturing & Production: AM & P.

   Eleven days later, Madame Chabosson met us at her office parking lot and the five of us squeezed ourselves into her little clown car.

   2007, Rebecca S. Ramsey, French By Heart

   Huey shut the door and glanced back at his pink compact clown car, still lamenting the loss of his Caddy.

   2013, Whit Howland, Bullets for Coffins

   He has painted a racing stripe down the side of his three-wheeled Reliant Robin. Even Grandad overtook the clown car the other day, and he wasn't even on his bike.

   2009, Louise Rennison, Are these my basoomas I see before me?

4. broadlyA car or small enclosed space with too many people or things in it.

   Four people in a bathroom the size of a broom closet is a clown car.

   2013, Tracy Beckerman, Lost in Suburbia: A Momoir

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   At the grocery store, a clown car as everyone unfolds, gets out, stretches legs and goes inside, stopping a moment in appreciation of air conditioning.

   2007, Kansas City Metropolitan Verse, volume 2, page 26

   I hope you enjoy this endlessly overstuffed clown car of trivia (Ken Jennings's Trivia Clown Car?).

   2008, Ken Jennings, Ken Jennings's Trivia Almanac, page ix

   So, I watched as the adults (four) and children (seven) indulged in some sort of vehicular limbo dance as bodies swerved, behinds slid over, and the body parts of several children poked through the windows as if seeking escape. After a few minutes of this, a woman emerged and the tiny clown car went on its way.

   2010, Carolyn A. Thériault, Stealing Fatima's Hand, page 106

   She already had 6 kids. I find it troubling that Nadya views her womb as a clown car.

   2012, Ryan Custer Amacher, A Baby Boomer's Guide to Their Second Sixties, page 95

   Neighbours have criticised the council’s decision to construct a specially-designed house for the family, saying Ms Frost treated her womb like a ‘clown car’.

   2013 February 23, Luke Cross, “‘Clown car womb’ benefits mum ‘should get a bloody job’, says her father”, in Metro

5. derogatoryfigurativelyoftengovernmentAny process with a comically large number of participants, especially participants who themselves are comical or ridiculous.

   clown-car primaries

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   The personnel moves were startling—some say Machiavellian—and have kept tongues wagging in a city that takes its fractious politics seriously. At The San Francisco Examiner, where street sales rose by as much as 4,000 a day during the frenetic episode, a columnist, Rob Morse, wrote: “The clown car keeps pulling up at City Hall, and more clowns keep piling out.”

   1992 April 18, Jane Gross, quoting Rob Morse, “New Mayor's 'Shaky' Start Has San Francisco Puzzled”, in The New York Times, →ISSN

   So the best explanation for Romney's tumble was the terrible publicity of the clown car debates, combined with the attack ads launched against him by Newt Gingrich via Sheldon Adelson.

   2013, Jonathan Alter, chapter 15, in The Center Holds: Obama and His Enemies, Simon & Schuster, →ISBN, page 191

   Of course, the ideological ascendancy of the right allows conservative commentators to take a derisory approach, labelling all work on the prison-industrial complex as laughable left-wing nonsense peddled by Marxist goofballs and other passengers in the clown car of academic identity politics' (Goldberg 2011).

   2013, Simon Winlow, Rowland Atkinson, New Directions in Crime and Deviancy, Routledge, →ISBN

   The Republican Party’s clown car has become a clown van. With nearly two dozen possible presidential candidates, the GOP is having a seriousness deficit. There can’t possibly be that many people who are real candidates.

   2015 January 24, Roger Simon, “GOP clown car runs into ditch”, in Politico

   The Republican field is a clown car [title]

   2015 May 18, Dana Milbank, “The Republican field is a clown car”, in The Washington Post, →ISSN

6. literallyA car for clowns, especially the car of a circus train that carries the clowns.

   Well, you said you wanted to see the rest of the train. You know, the clown car and all.

   1989, Kristopher Antekeier, Greg Aunapu, Ringmaster!

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   I lost complete track of Frank Sinatra and while I was hunting for him I saw a fellow with my tramp makeup on, waiting to get into the clown car.

   1956, Emmett Kelly, Clown, page 208

   Besides, the Local Brotherhood of Clowns, Mimes and Tumblers would put my ass in a sling if I violated the sanctity of the clown car.

   2001, Warren Murphy, Syndication Rites, page 35

   Most people would have smiled at the sight of two clowns, in a clown car on their way into town, but not this particular woman.

   2009, Keith Carpenter, Zombie Circus: The Most Death Defying Show in Town, page 36

   I remember the first time walking towards the circus train, finding the clown car, hopping up on the vestibule, opening the sliding door and settling into my berth on the train.

   2010, Joe Wood, Funnymen: Life and Times on the Greatest Show on Earth, page 34

7. derogatoryA car that looks gaudy or otherwise ridiculous.

   With serving trays and mixing bowls and what-not, it would probably end up looking like a clown car.

   2013, Judi Fennell, If The Shoe Fits

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   Through our parade fees we have purchased a 1938 LaSalle hearse (which we painted red and yellow) and our own public address system, which is mounted on our clown car (hearse).

   1956, American Bicyclist and Motorcyclist, volume 77, page lxvii

   Their curses could be heard late into the evening, when one by one they would climb into dilapidated clown cars and speed away.

   2006, John Crawford, The Last True Story I'll Ever Tell

   This was instrumental in laying the foundation for the "clown pants for cars" look—though I think Pop's ethos leaned a lot more towards the "hippie pants for cars" look. […] A clown car had arrived to take away the drudgery and banality of Middle America elementary school life!

   2013, Jay Farrar, Falling Cars and Junkyard Dogs, page 29