consoomer

plural consoomers

1. pronunciation spellingPronunciation spelling of consumer.

   He don't think only about how he makes th' juice or how much iv it leaks on th' way to th' consoomers? houses It don't, if he uses Glover's," said Mr. Dynamicables.

   1907, The Electrical Engineer, page 17

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   ... wood respecksfulley sugyessed that a moshun be offerred at the next grand meetin' two consteitoot a noo comitey to be none as the “Bord of Supervishun of Manufactorries and Consoomers of Bicycles, Multycycles and Moatercycles" and[…]

   1897, Good Roads: Devoted to the Construction and Maintenance of Roads and Streets, page 206

   When the roads is bad and I can't get threw the consoomers can always get a few hundred pounds from the dealer to tide over till I get back." I don't allow to pay any of the mileage tax or any of the other tax in the towns and county[…]

   1936, ICC Practitioners' Journal

plural consoomers

1. InternetderogatorySomeone who displays extreme consumerism, especially slavish consumption of pop culture.