cowson

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noun

An objectionable, contemptible, unfortunate or stubborn person, place or situation (sometimes used ironically or humorously); bastard; git.

“That cowson nut is rusted frozen.”

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Meanings

nouncowson (plural cowsons)

plural cowsons

  1. LondonSoutharchaicslangAn objectionable, contemptible, unfortunate or stubborn person, place or situation (sometimes used ironically or humorously); bastard; git.

    That cowson still owes me five quid.

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    Dance, yuh funny-faced cowson.

    1922, Adventure, volume 34, Issues 1-3 - Page 153

    Well, I come down in the world…It’s a cowson, ain’t it.

    1939, James Curtis, What Immortal Hand… - Page 235

    No kiddin’, I used to get on lovely with them, all except one cowson who wouldn’t wash.

    1946, David Marcus, Terrence Smith, S.J.White, Irish Writing - Volumes 1-6 - Page 62

    You lucky cowson. With a bleeding March coming off tomorrow and all.

    1947, John Cournos, Best World Short Stories: 1947 - Volume 1 - Page 108

    1979, Chas & Dave, "Gertcha", Don’t Give a Monkey’s (album) https://genius.com/Chas-and-dave-gertcha-lyrics. Gertcha, cowson, gertcha/Gertcha!.(chorus)

adjectivecowson (not comparable)
  1. LondonSoutharchaicnot comparableslangUsed for emphasis; bloody; fucking.

    That cowson nut is rusted frozen.

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    That cowson car refused to start on the tenth attempt.

    The traffic is a cunt, as every cowson-foreign-bastard doubts his rainstreaked, wiper-smeared view and slows to a useless crawl.

    1992, Alexander Stuart, Tribes -Page 102

    Synonyms: git, damned

Synonyms & antonyms

adjectiveUsed for emphasis; bloody; fucking.

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Origin

Attested since the 1920s. From cow + son

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cowson. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 3, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/cowson

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“cowson.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/cowson. Accessed November 3, 2026.

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WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “cowson,” accessed November 3, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/cowson.

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