Meanings
nouncrotch goblin (plural crotch goblins)
plural crotch goblins
- derogatoryslangA child.
She's three. I am marrying him not his crotch goblin. That's his mistake not mine.
2019 May 21, Shirley Donlon, “Bridezilla is branded a 'terrible human' after viciously ranting about her groom's three-year-old child - who she wants to BAN from the wedding”, in Daily MailSynonyms: crotch spawn, crotch fruit
Synonyms & antonyms
nounA child.
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