Meanings
plural crotch fruits · alternative crotchfruit
- countablederogatoryslanguncountableA child; offspring.
"My patients read so much shit they think they can't make a crotch fruit after they turn thirty," […]
2003, Nancy K. Stade, The Desert Crop, Lulu.com, published 2003, →ISBN, page 312 more examples
Who in their right freaking mind would take a 30-hour flight with ANY child, let alone an infant in diapers! […] I would hate to have been a passenger on that plane with her and her poop factory crotch fruit!
2000 October 27, Brenda Bolliver, “Serves her right”, in alt.support.childfree.moderated (Usenet)A time existed when wagons weren't wimpy crotch-fruit conveyances — or SUVs suffering from an identity crisis.
2011, Eric Peters, Road Hogs: Detroit's Big, Beautiful Luxury Performance Cars of the 1960s and 1970s, MBI Publishing, published 2011, →ISBN, page 137Synonyms: crotch goblin, crotch spawn
Synonyms & antonyms
nounA child; offspring.
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crotch fruit. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/crotch%20fruit
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