do a number two

/ˌdu ə ˌnʌmbɚ ˈtu//ˌduː ə ˌnʌmbə ˈtuː/

verb

to defecate

Similar
boo-boocackchoke a darkiecrapdefecatedo one's easeease oneselfdo one's easement
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Meanings

verbdo a number two (third-person singular simple present does a number two, present participle doing a number two, simple past did a number two, past participle done a number two)

present singular third person does a number two · participle present doing a number two · past did a number two · participle past done a number two

  1. childishto defecate

    Synonyms: boo-boo, cack, choke a darkie, crap, defecate, do one's ease, ease oneself, do one's easement

Synonyms & antonyms

verbto defecate

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boo-boocackchoke a darkiecrapdefecatedo one's easeease oneselfdo one's easementdritedrop a bombdrop a chalupadrop a deucedrop anchordrop the kids off at the pooldungexcrementizefeceatehave a shitmove one's bowels
Also see
boo-boodefecatedrop anchorgrow a tailmove one's bowelspinch a loafpinch one offpooppushrelieveshitsqueeze one outtake a craptake a dumptake a shit
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APA

do a number two. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/do%20a%20number%20two

MLA

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Chicago

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