Meanings
- humorousOne should not make long-term plans, as one may not live or survive long enough to accomplish them.
"I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas!" "Don't say that, Granma! You're not so old..."
2010, Susan Lynn Meyer, Skating with the Statue of Liberty1 more example
I don't buy green bananas anymore. I only buy one yellow banana, for I may not be around tomorrow.
2010, Norman Molesko, Retiring and Senior Living...Experiencing the Second Half of Life
Origin
Refers to the time that it takes green bananas to ripen and become edible.
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