give someone ass cancer

present singular third person gives someone ass cancer · participle present giving someone ass cancer · past gave someone ass cancer · participle past given someone ass cancer

1. CanadaUSslangvulgarTo intensely annoy or frustrate someone.

   I think you just gave me ass-cancer, ye bastard.

   2006 April 15, HellPope Huey, “what's so funny about a goat?”, in alt.slack (Usenet)

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   No good lugging a lot of hate around. It will give you ass cancer.

   2012 March 25, “Chapter 19”, in David Gordon Green, director, Eastbound & Down, season 3, episode 6, spoken by Kenny Powers (Danny McBride)

   Oh, right. I hate that guy. I always forget that he exists, because being reminded of him gives me ass cancer.

   2018 April 18, Sean Garrison, “A Q&A with Rob Pennington about the new By the Grace of God record”, in LEO Weekly

   For instance, consider this excerpt, quoted verbatim, that I received from such a 'troll', replete with slurs of various kinds and send ^([sic]) anonymously of course: 'You are ... retarded, and...your "research" literally gave me ass cancer. […]

   2020, The SAGE Handbook of Critical Pedagogies, SAGE Publications, →ISBN

   Synonyms: give someone butt cancer