gonk

plural gonks

1. A small fuzzy toy, popularized during wartime.
2. A stupid, ignorant, or boorish person.

   Blows my fucking mind that the gonks at NYP [New York Post] can even consider the idea of a bloated budget for public schooling. THERE'S NO SUCH THING.

   2026 July 10, u/Blurzerker, “Even his hitpieces make him look good”, in r/BlackPeopleTwitter (Reddit post), archived from the original on 11 Jul 2026

   Synonyms: addle-brain, addlehead, addle pate, airhead, baboon, beanbrain, beetlebrain, beetlehead

3. New ZealandslanggovernmentA sleep; a nap.

   I'm going off to have a gonk.

4. UKslangcrimeA prostitute's client.

   Synonyms: all-nighter, curb crawler, fare, jane, Jane, jockey, john, kerb crawler

present singular third person gonks · participle present gonking · participle past gonked · past gonked

1. USslangTo lie; to tell an untruth

   You're gonking me!