goon cave

plural goon caves

1. InternetAn area or room dedicated to long masturbation sessions ("gooning"), often featuring a multimonitor setup showing multiple pornographic films simultaneously.

   Near-synonym: masturbatorium

   4 more examples

   The gooner's effort to enter this headspace may include "goon caves," which are multi-screen setups splaying a variety of porn. Most number three or four screens, but among the more elaborate constructs, proudly posted to r/GoonCaves by StayHard8, is a nine-screen monolith. […] Today, Marshall spends at least an hour or two per day — and up to five or six hours on his days off from work — gooning. His goon cave boasts six or seven screens, and he calls the activity a manifestation of "endless self-pleasure."

   2020 November 10, Michael Stahl, “The Psychedelic Science of 'Gooning' — Or Masturbating Into a Trance”, in MEL Magazine, archived from the original on 30 Jul 2023

   All meat diets, semen retention regimes and goon caves — the perennial question "are men ok?" is not an unreasonable one, with the latest book by Nina Power seeking to empathetically understand the current state of masculinity.

   2022 January 23, Jarryd Bartle, “For the fellas”, in The Critic, London: Locomotive 6960 Limited, →ISSN, →OCLC, archived from the original on 03 Aug 2023

   His is one example of a goon cave, a dedicated, often elaborate and thoughtfully-constructed setup for viewing porn for hours, even days, at a time. Gooners and their caves have existed for years, but their community has exploded in recent years—and with it, content creators who are working to meet their needs.

   2023 March 13, Samantha Cole, “Enter the Goon Cave, Where Porn and Masturbation Is All That Exists”, in VICE, archived from the original on 13 Jun 2023

   The gooners first came to limited public attention by way of their “gooncaves”: rooms remodeled in the service of porn consumption. You’d think a person, having just built a gooncave, would take every possible measure to conceal its existence, […]. Instead, the gooners bragged about them.

   2025 November 29, Daniel Kolitz, “The Goon Squad: Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation”, in Harper's Magazine, →ISSN

   Synonyms: masturbatorium