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1. literallyA hackneyed phrase used to begin an essay.

   Is writing hard, or am I just bad at it? In this essay, I will— To be honest, this whole publishing thing isn’t getting any easier for me, and I’m still relying on several trillion people to help me get my work in shape.

   2023 June 13, Ali Hazelwood, “Acknowledgments”, in Love, Theoretically, New York, N.Y.: Berkley Romance, →ISBN, page 387

2. InternethumoroussometimesUsed after stating a controversial or absurdist opinion.

   fanfiction is the purest form of art in this essay i will

   2017 December 31, remade lol (@battlecalm), Twitter

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   netflix original the get down is in the style of an epic poem and in this essay i will

   2017 January 11, Unregistered HyperEm 2 (@warmaliens), “Archived copy”, in Twitter, archived from the original on 26 Jun 2024

   Many of the men in the anime Legend of the Galactic Heroes are goodlooking. In this essay, I will be exploring the variations of hotness th^([sic])

   2017 October 17, cc (@squaredsea), “Archived copy”, in Twitter, archived from the original on 26 Jun 2024

   the 'trendiness' of thrift shopping by the weathy elite has resulted in a gentrification of the thrift industry. in this essay, i will expla^([sic])

   2017 October 21, stacia 🖤 (@anastacialydied), “Archived copy”, in Twitter, archived from the original on 26 Jun 2024

   I don’t want to see ANY discourse this year regarding how weird it is that Penn Badgley is hot on You. Penn is a SMOKESHOW. He’s a little pocket prince. He’s the 5'7" emperor of all the short kings and him being hot on You is the POINT. In this essay I will

   2019 December 26, Ej Dickson (@ejdickson), Twitter; quoted in Jen England, “The Memeification of Mental Illness: How You Launched a Serial Killer Thirst Trap”, in Emily Katseanes, editor, Streaming Mental Health and Illness: Essays on Representation in Netflix Original Programs, Jefferson, N.C.: McFarland & Company, 2023, →ISBN, Works Cited, page 173

   if the psvita didn’t use a proprietary charger and proprietary storage system it would be the greatest handheld console ever, in this essay i will

   2021 December 31, jon 🦇🍂 (@coagulopathic), “Archived copy”, in Twitter, archived from the original on 31 Dec 2021