monkey humping a football

noun

Energetic but useless action, or a person engaged in such action.

“The whole exercise was a monkey humping a football.”

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Meanings

noun
  1. vulgarEnergetic but useless action, or a person engaged in such action.

    The whole exercise was a monkey humping a football.

  2. vulgarA manner of riding a horse, motorcycle or other vehicle, in which the rider crouches forward and may bounce in the saddle.

    This poseur was riding like a monkey humping a football, but I blew past him.

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APA

monkey humping a football. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/monkey%20humping%20a%20football

MLA

“monkey humping a football.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/monkey%20humping%20a%20football. Accessed November 5, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “monkey humping a football,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/monkey%20humping%20a%20football.

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