monkey's allowance

noun

More abuse than profit.

Meanings

nounmonkey's allowance (uncountable)
  1. uncountableMore abuse than profit.

    "Well, then, you're like a young bear, all your sorrows to come—that's all, my hearty," replied he. "When you get on board, you'll find monkey's allowance—more kicks than half-pence.[…]"

    1833, [Frederick Marryat], chapter II, in Peter Simple. […], volume I, London: Saunders and Otley, […], published 1834, →OCLC, page 18

    Synonyms: more kicks than ha'pence

Synonyms & antonyms

nounMore abuse than profit.

Origin

Said to be the reward of the monkeys carried by wandering showmen in centuries past; the monkeys had to perform to beg halfpence from passers-by by exhibiting their privates parts, but the coins they had earned they then had to carry back to the master, while he would kick or otherwise abuse the poor creatures to force them to keep performing.

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