monkeys might fly out of my butt

phrase

A response to a suggested situation that one thinks has no chance of ever occurring.

“‘I am sure he'll pay you back tomorrow.’ ‘Yeah right, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.’”

Meanings

phrase
  1. CanadaUSslangvulgarA response to a suggested situation that one thinks has no chance of ever occurring.

    ‘I am sure he'll pay you back tomorrow.’ ‘Yeah right, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.’

    Synonyms: pigs might fly

Synonyms & antonyms

phraseA response to a suggested situation that one thinks has no chance of ever occurring.

Origin

Popularized by the 1992 film Wayne's World. Likely a variation on pigs might fly.

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APA

monkeys might fly out of my butt. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/monkeys%20might%20fly%20out%20of%20my%20butt

MLA

“monkeys might fly out of my butt.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/monkeys%20might%20fly%20out%20of%20my%20butt. Accessed November 5, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “monkeys might fly out of my butt,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/monkeys%20might%20fly%20out%20of%20my%20butt.

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