sperm blossom

noun

A child; one’s offspring.

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crotch fruit
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Meanings

nounsperm blossom (plural sperm blossoms)

plural sperm blossoms · alternative sperm-blossom

  1. derogatoryhumorousrareA child; one’s offspring.

    The fugitive pute was not carrying the fool’s sperm-blossom.

    2007, Kurt Andersen, Heyday, page 455
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    Did I see Daddy Average towing his sperm blossoms to the game? Of course not. I saw no kids at all.

    2000 December 15th, melcocha, rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc, “Re: Whoo-hoo!” (see the original message)

    You mean I’m watching your sperm blossoms because you’re training to be a stripper?!

    2008 March 20th, Felicia Day, The Guild I:viii: “Tipping Point”, 1:47–1:50

    Synonyms: crotch fruit

Synonyms & antonyms

nounA child; one’s offspring.

Similar
crotch fruit
Also see
child
Cite this entry
APA

sperm blossom. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/sperm%20blossom

MLA

“sperm blossom.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/sperm%20blossom. Accessed November 4, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “sperm blossom,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/sperm%20blossom.

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