teach grandma how to suck eggs

verb

To tell an expert how to do things.

Meanings

teach grandma how to suck eggs1

verbteach grandma how to suck eggs (third-person singular simple present teaches grandma how to suck eggs, present participle teaching grandma how to suck eggs, simple past and past participle taught grandma how to suck eggs)

present singular third person teaches grandma how to suck eggs · participle present teaching grandma how to suck eggs · participle past taught grandma how to suck eggs · past taught grandma how to suck eggs · alternative teach Grandma how to suck eggs · alternative teach grandma to suck eggs · alternative teach Grandma to suck eggs

  1. idiomaticTo tell an expert how to do things.

    Madam, reply’d Joler, you would have me teach my Grandame to ſuck Eggs, or ſet up for a Lent Preacher.

    [1707, Francisco de Quevedo, translated by John Stevens, “The Dog and the Fever: An Unaccountable Novel: or, A Rapsody”, in The Comical Works of Don Francisco de Quevedo, […], London: […] John Morphew […], →OCLC, page 403

teach Grandma how to suck eggs2

verbteach Grandma how to suck eggs (third-person singular simple present teaches Grandma how to suck eggs, present participle teaching Grandma how to suck eggs, simple past and past participle taught Grandma how to suck eggs)

present singular third person teaches Grandma how to suck eggs · participle present teaching Grandma how to suck eggs · participle past taught Grandma how to suck eggs · past taught Grandma how to suck eggs

  1. Alternative letter-case form of teach grandma how to suck eggs.
    3 more examples

    Every man who attended those Sunday lunches at the old Fox and Hounds inn at Darenth in the ’seventies and ’eighties could have told one of these things about almost every common British lepidopteron. How they would have laughed at such a book as Larval Foo[d]plants! “Teaching Grandma how to suck eggs” would have been the general verdict upon it.

    1956 May, P. B. M. Allan, “Larval Foodplants”, in B. R. Stallwood, editor, The Bulletin of the Amateur Entomologists’ Society, volume 15, number 185, London: The Amateur Entomologists’ Society […], page 38, column 2

    Let’s assume that a rocket or gun line has got to the right position in the casualty. It is a slim weak line in itself and something more substantial is required quickly. First then a heaving line or a point line is attached and hauled across. When that, still smallish, line is in hand a medium sized rope is attached in turn and that is hauled across. Only then can the casualty hope to heave over the actual tow-wire from the tug. The last action is to see that the tow-wire is thoroughly and securely made fast. That sounds like teaching Grandma how to suck eggs but even experienced seamen can fail to appreciate the enormous stresses involved.

    1977, Gerald Forsberg, “Stricken vessels. Ocean towage”, in Salvage from the Sea, London; Henley-on-Thames, Oxfordshire: Routledge and Kegan Paul, →ISBN, page 67

    ‘There’s nothing like a challenge, as I tell all my paramours,’ he’d cheerfully said to Jimmy D. earlier in the day, ‘but I think I’ll need a good two hours before she’s camera ready. And, please don’t think I’m teaching Grandma how to suck eggs here, but you might wanna think about using a lot of soft focus in this scene.’

    2004, Claudia Carroll, chapter 22, in He Loves Me Not . . . He Loves Me, London: Bantam Books, published 2005, →ISBN, page 335

Origin

First attested circa 18th century, from Spanish: see quotation.

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Translations

Finnish älä opeta isääsi naimaan, älä opeta isääsi kusemaan
  • älä opeta isääsi naimaanteach an expert
  • älä opeta isääsi kusemaanteach an expert
French apprendre à un vieux singe à faire des grimaces
  • apprendre à un vieux singe à faire des grimacesteach an expert
German das Ei will klüger sein als die Henne
  • das Ei will klüger sein als die Henneteach an expert
Greek έλα παππού μου
  • έλα παππού μουteach an expert
Irish an t-uan ag múineadh méilí dá mháthair
  • an t-uan ag múineadh méilí dá mháthairteach an expert
Polish uczyć ojca dzieci robić
  • uczyć ojca dzieci robićteach an expert
Portuguese ensinar a missa ao padre, ensinar a missa ao vigário
  • ensinar a missa ao padreteach an expert
  • ensinar a missa ao vigárioteach an expert
Romanian vinde castraveți grădinarului
  • vinde castraveți grădinaruluiteach an expert
Scottish Gaelic ionnsaich do sheanmhair lit' a dhèanamh
  • ionnsaich do sheanmhair lit' a dhèanamhteach an expert
Spanish dar clases a tu maestro
  • dar clases a tu maestroteach an expert
Turkish tereciye tere satmak
  • tereciye tere satmakteach an expert
Vietnamese múa rìu qua mắt thợ
  • múa rìu qua mắt thợteach an expert
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