vaginamoney

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/vəˈd͡ʒaɪnəmʌni/

noun

Alimony when paid by a man to a woman.

Scrabble 20

Meanings

nounvaginamoney (uncountable)

alternative vaginamony

  1. derogatoryslanguncountableAlimony when paid by a man to a woman.

    You could end up paying child support and vaginamoney for the next 20 odd years..

    2008, MCP, “Wommin are not happy in Australia....”, in soc.men (Usenet)
    2 more examples

    What, virtually all women you know are attracted to fat wallets? Virtually all of your single-mom friends are trying to snare daddies, squirt out more babies and get more vaginamoney?

    2003, JayJeeBus, “Re: Tom's Secret to Success”, in alt.fan.tom-leykis (Usenet)

    Don't date a single mother. You already know her stance on abortion, she wont^([sic]) have one. Don't risk paying vaginamoney! PLUS, her kids will always come before you! Why would you want to be second place to some spoiled little brat!?!

    2004, Chris, “Re: Taking Time Apart - College Fears”, in soc.couples (Usenet)

Origin

From vagina + money, chosen for its similar ending to alimony.

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APA

vaginamoney. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/vaginamoney

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“vaginamoney.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/vaginamoney. Accessed November 4, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “vaginamoney,” accessed November 4, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/vaginamoney.

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