weaksauce

alternative weak sauce

1. figurativelyinformalnot comparableLacking in interest or substance; boring, disappointing, lackluster.First known use late 1980s

   The quality, I'm sad to say, is sometimes weak-sauce.

   2008, Dave Kellett, “Monetizing Your Webcomic”, in Brad Guigar, Dave Kellett, Scott Kurtz, Kris Straub, How to Make Webcomics, Berkeley, Calif.: Image Comics, →ISBN, page 124, column 2

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   Some California students provided us with a taste of slang words that are now catching on, although, thanks to MTV, you have already heard some of them. […] Good events or things are "dope." Bad events are "weak sauce." "Right on" is "that's sweet." "That's awesome" is "that's the bomb."

   [1993 February 12, Jeff Schnaufer, “New Trends Imitate ’70’s Style”, in Andrew McRoberts, editor, The Crusader, volume 34, number 14, Selinsgrove, Pa.: Susquehanna University, →ISSN, →OCLC, page 3, columns 5–6

   Blazing at a very healthy 30 frames per second with NO clipping, NO slowdown, and NO loss of graphic quality, this one made Eggo run to the nearest restroom after his ‘weak sauce’ stomach gave out.

   1998 June, “Bio F.R.E.A.K.S. [review]”, in Jay Puryear, editor, GameFan: The Last True Enthusiast Magazine, volume 6, number 6, Santa Monica, Calif.: Metropolis Publications, →ISSN, →OCLC, page 44

   Getting your butt thrashed by those curvaceous powdery paths? Or are ya getting tired of that weaksauce boarder of yours? Here are some codes that should do the trick: […]

   1999 March, “Hocus Pocus [X Games Pro Boarder PS: Thrashing Ollie B, All Circuits, and Mondo!]”, in Eric Mylonas, editor, GameFan: The Last True Enthusiast Magazine, volume 7, number 3, Woodland Hills, Los Angeles, Calif.: Shinno Media, →ISSN, →OCLC, page 92, column 3

   [T]he news bunny ran up to him, saying, "Officer, did you have trouble catching up with Batman? Was it an exciting chase?" The surfer cop struck a semi-heroic pose for the camera and said, "Weak sauce." Then he quickly walked Batman to the black-and-white, where he was put into the backseat.

   2006, Joseph Wambaugh, Hollywood Station […], New York, N.Y.: Little, Brown and Company, →ISBN, page 237

   She gave Julius a punch to his arm and headed back toward the fair, leaving Julius and me in yet another showdown, super-stick versus weaksauce-sword.

   2007, Matthew Reis, chapter 28, in Kid with a Rocket Launcher: The Bluffside Summer Solstice County Fair […], [Morrisville, N.C.]: [Lulu.com], →ISBN, page 201

   Synonyms: banal, basic, mindless, beat, blah, commonplace, bland, boring

plural weaksauces · alternative weak sauce

1. countablefigurativelyinformalSomeone or something that is lacking in interest or substance.

   Had a run-in on the bus with some weak sauces.

   2015, Samantha Marks, “The Birthday”, in A Fatal Family Secret (Morphosis.me Files; 1), [S.l.]: Samantha Marks, →ISBN, page 26

   Synonyms: lacklustre

2. countablefigurativelyinformaluncountableThe quality or state of lacking in interest or substance; boringness, disappointment.

   […] New England Asters. Not the pale domesticates of the perennial border, the weak sauce of lavender or sky blue, but full-on royal purple that would make a violet shrink.

   2013, Robin Wall Kimmerer, “Planting Sweetgrass”, in Braiding Sweetgrass: Indigenous Wisdom, Scientific Knowledge, and the Teachings of Plants, Minneapolis, Minn.: Milkweed Editions, →ISBN, page 40

3. countablefigurativelyinformaluncountableSynonym of weak tea (“weak or feeble arguments, efforts, or proposals”).

   But when I turned pro, I knew I needed a really badass name, 'cuz it intimidates n00bs, who will disconnect just when they see me show up. And I'm like, "Bye—take that weaksauce home."

   2006 September, Jeff Green, quoting D3thf4art [pseudonym; Stanley Lipschitz], “Interview with a Pro Gamer”, in Jeff Green, editor, Computer Gaming World, number 266, Boulder, Colo.: Ziff Davis Media, →ISSN, →OCLC, page 112, column 1

   Synonyms: weak tea