swoose

plural swooses · plural sweese

1. informalAn animal cross between a swan and a goose, especially one produced from a male swan and a female goose.

   And this one's a cross between a swan and a goose, and we call him a swoose.

   1968 Jan, Samuel J. Sackett, “Another Cross-Fertilization Joke”, in Western Folklore, volume 27, number 1, pages 50–51

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   A bird prodigy of evil and hybrid character is the despair of a Norfolk farmer. It rejoices in the name of the “swoose”, a portmanteau word indicating its origin, for its father was a swan and its mother a goose. This ill-assorted pair had three children — three “sweese”.

   1920 July 13, Daily Mail

   Mr. Peirce had already promised the bird to me, and so, during the summer, hearing that a more or less fabulous fowl had arrived from nowhere in particular, I visited the Park and Mr. Peirce’s long lost “Swoose.”

   1928 John C. Phillips, "Another "Swoose" or Swan × Goose Hybrid," The Auk, Vol. 45, No. 1 (Jan., 1928), pp. 39-40

   I had been the mistress of fourteen turtles over a number of years, and I could boast having been bitten by, along with the standard animals, a horse, a swoose, and a camel.

   2000, Grace Marmor Spruch, Squirrels at My Window: Life With a Remarkable Gang of Urban Squirrels, Big Earth Publishing, page 22

   Synonyms: gwan

2. informalA person or thing sharing the characteristics of two otherwise separate groups; a hybrid (also see Swoose)

   "John calls teenagers 'sweese.'" "What?" "Neither swans nor geese."

   2007, Susan Kelly, Now You Know, Pegasus Books, page 229

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   The associate in arts or A.A. degree, another "swoose," has quickly established itself as the community college degree in a degree-obsessed nation.

   1970 Dec, James J. Zigerell, “The Community College in Search of an Identity”, in The Journal of Higher Education, volume 41, number 9, pages 701–712

   Well by the time all the cooks in that broth got through with it, by the time it emerged from the Congress, it was a "swoose." It was not swan and it was not goose, it was a "swoose." It was a "swoose" to its dying day, which hasn't quite arrived yet, but its [sic] imminent.

   1979 "A History of Cancer Control in the United States, 1946-1971: Appendixes," U.S. National Cancer Institute, Division of Cancer Control and Rehabilitation, p98

   But Mom describes my life that year pretty accurately when she says that I had become a “swoose”- that is to say, not a swan and not a goose.

   2000, Claire Cloninger, Karla Worley, When the Glass Slipper Doesn't Fit, New Hope Publishers

3. slangA stupid person.

   There would be but one result and that is the passers-by would regard him as just another one of those “swooses” standing on a box making nothingness noises they had been so accustomed to seeing and hearing.

   1948 March 27, Sid Sidenberg, “A Pitchman's Individualism Works Against Organization”, in The Billboard, page 144

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   Much public interest is evinced in these queer birds and nowadays when an ill-tempered husband rouses his wife to the point of retaliation, she gives vent to her feelings in the culminating insult: “You swoose!”

   1920 September 5, Wisconsin State Journal

   Synonyms: goose

1. historicalA specific B-17 bomber plane used extensively in World War Two.

   The Swoose was so named because it contained so many scavenged parts that it was half swan and half goose or a “Swoose”.

   2005, Robert R. Burch, World War II: A Pilot's Experience, Trafford Publishing, page 69