bidet

plural bidets

1. A low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the external genitalia and the anus.

   Near-synonym: washlet (sometimes synonymous)

   Synonyms: washlet

2. obsoleteA small horse formerly allowed to each trooper or dragoon for carrying his baggage.

   For joy of which I will return to myself, mount my bidet in a dance

   1631, Ben Jonson, Chloridia

1. InternetUSderogatoryhumorousgovernmentJoe Biden.

   That's Joe Bidet.

   1995 June 29, DDuchaine, “Steriods& Alzado”, in misc.fitness (Usenet)

   4 more examples

   Every minute it continues, it makes the aftermath problems more frightening to me," said Sen. Joe "Buckwheat" Bidet, Democrapic Chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee. Speaking to the Council on Foreign Relations, a leftist group of foreign policy wonks, Bidet said he feels that a little careful bombing might be needed to help protect U.S. Special Forces operations, but it creates a scary problem. Bidet stressed that, like most Democratic weenies, he is afraid to challenge President Bush - but the "honeymoon' might get rockier soon."

   2001 October 25, Crusader, “Steriods& Alzado”, in alt.politics (Usenet)

   If Obama chose Joe Robinet Bidet for a running mate, he's not just covering his ass, he's cleaning it!

   2008 August 25, Dennis, “it's Biden”, in sci.military.naval (Usenet)

   Trump calls Biden (Joe BIDET) 'another low I.Q. individual' after 2020.

   2019 March 18, allise...@gmail.com, “Hey Fred ! ! ! Here's you another song to enjoy ...”, in rec.radio.shortwave (Usenet)

   Kamala Harris became the first woman to be given presidential powers on Friday as Joe Biden briefly transferred authority while he underwent a colonoscopy. Whether he's shitting his pants or farting on royalty, the *fake* president is usually causing a stink. Now they're even shoving cameras up his arse to prove it can talk.

   2021 November 20, The Genetically Unmodified Paul Pot (Still a natural human being as God created), “Stinky Joe Bidet undergoes colonoscopy”, in alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united (Usenet)