bumfuck

comparative more bumfuck · comparative bumfucker · superlative most bumfuck · superlative bumfuckest

1. derogatoryslangvulgarUndesirable or held in contempt.

   That sounds more like your bum-fuck nonsense than mine.

   2007, Lori Handeland, Hidden Moon, page 4

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   Someone, let's say Boris Yeltsin's bum-fuck girlfriend, is part of a syndicate—you know, Russian Mob, say.

   2003, Ken Morris, Man in the Middle, page 168

   [Jackson Securities] did a ton of Internet crap before the sector went baballoo. You know, companies with [absolutely no value], but with dot com at the end of their name[s]. We take a million shares of Bum Fuck Dot Com at ten bucks. […]

   ibidem, page 78

2. derogatoryslangvulgarIsolated; far; remote.

   So now, some kid from some village in the bumfuckest of global nowhere, has that library in their hands and they will do things with it.

   2024 April 1, u/vampy_bat- (OP), [deleted user] (quoted commenter), “Isn’t it insane we have the internet and like Phones and stuff?”, in r/CasualConversation, Reddit, archived from the original on 11 Mar 2026

present singular third person bumfucks · participle present bumfucking · participle past bumfucked · past bumfucked

1. derogatoryslangvulgarTo copulate anally; to fuck in the bum.

   ‘Git outa the way,’ Monte said, ‘or I’ll hike back to the cop shop an’ tell ‘em you bum-fucked Duck Allsop.’

   1982, Paul Radley, My Blue-Checker Corker and Me, Sydney: Fontana/Collins, page 60

   Synonyms: assfuck, buttfuck, cornhole, bum

plural bumfucks

1. derogatoryslangvulgarAnal sex.

   I could really go for a good nasty bumfuck right now.

2. derogatoryslangvulgarAn isolated place far removed from major cities.

   Why the hell does your brother have to live out in bumfuck?

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   I had to park in bumfuck because all the good spots were taken.

   2009, Tony Thorne, Dictionary of Contemporary Slang, page 73

   Synonyms: Timbuktu

alternative bumfuck · alternative Bumfuck, Egypt · alternative Bumfuck, Minnesota

1. USvulgarAn imaginary place in the middle of nowhere.

   One screwup and he could be splitting rocks on a chain gang somewhere in Bumfuck, Egypt.

   1991, William H. Labarge, Hornet's Nest, page 96

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   The point is the people who pay for the system are not incentive enough to get SEPTA's ass in gear. The incentive is coming from someone from East Bumfuck, Kansas going to the Rep. Convention who may or may not ride the subway.

   1999 April 19, Karen Byrd, “The offensiveness of SEPTA”, in phl.transportation (Usenet)

   All nine passengers and crew died yesterday when a twelve-seater Sikorsky helicopter operated by Doom Air crashed in a really big ball of flames shortly after takeoff from Bumfuck Nowhere regional airport.

   2007, Paul Carter, Don't Tell Mom I Work on the Rigs, page 53

   Sedona was way too public when it came to that sort of thing, since so many of its visitors were there to actively look for UFO activity. Better to scoop up your anal-probe victims in East Bumfuck, Kansas, or something.

   2013, Christine Pope, Angel Fire, page 149