cumrag

plural cumrags · alternative cum rag · alternative cum-rag

1. slangvulgarA person who engages in sex frequently and receives semen inside or on them.

   You're my cumrag, you're my pussyboy

   2010, Allen Giffen, Diesel

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   Real rock and rollers have ugly teeth and rucked-up hair Everybody hates them at LMN Corporate School of Square Their lockers get banged shut, resounding with 'Queer' 'Slut' 'Cumrag' 'Cunt' 'Prick' 'Fuckhead'

   2004, T. Cole Rachel, Rita D. Costello, Bend, don't shatter: poets on the beginning of desire, page 98

   It had better be, hadn't it, cumrag?

   2011, Nick Mamatas, You Might Sleep . . ., page 46

   Synonyms: cum guzzler, more at cum dumpster

2. slangvulgarA piece of fabric used to clean off semen after masturbation.

   Socks make great cumrags.

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   The next time you masturbate yourself or your man, don't be too quick to grab a cum-rag.

   1994, Cecil Goran, Dictionary of Semenyms, page 10

   At an impresstaurant, the sommelier is both your wine man and your wingman, presenting bottles of Pinot Noir to you with a fancy cumrag draped over his arm.

   2008, Daniel Maurer, Brocabulary: The New Man-I-Festo of Dude Talk, page 68

   Mike had already left, throwing the cum rag into the kitchen sink. I grabbed my cell phone, keys and headed out to the station.

   2009, Greg Reece, EMT Tryst

   Boss! Boss! If you have to have sex with yourself again, I can bring you a cumrag.

   2025 August 20, “Sickofancy”, in South Park, season 27, episode 3, spoken by JD Vance

3. derogatoryslangvulgarA term of abuse.

   Synonyms: cum guzzler, assbag, assbreath, assbucket, asschunk, asscunt, assface, assfag