johnson

plural johnsons · alternative Johnson

1. slangPenis.

   Fuck your sympathy! I don't need your sympathy, man, I need my fucking Johnson!

   1998, Joel and Ethan Coen, The Big Lebowski (motion picture), spoken by The Dude (Jeff Bridges)

   Synonyms: anaconda, baloney pony, bald-headed hermit, banana, bird, birdie, bobby, boonga

plural Johnsons · alternative surname Jonson

1. countableuncountableA patrilineal surname transferred from the given name. The second most common surname in the United States.

   And for the EU a Johnson premiership would mean “a mini-Trump across the Channel, dedicated to its sabotage”. Britain would become “a hostile principality, built on social, fiscal and environmental deregulation.”

   2019 June 13, Jon Henley, “'Mini-Trump across the Channel': EU media on Boris Johnson as British PM”, in The Guardian, →ISSN

2. countableuncountableA male given name transferred from the surname.
3. countableuncountableA township in Algoma District, Ontario, Canada.
4. A number of places in the United States founded by people with the surname:
   1. countableuncountableA locality in Cochise County, Arizona.
   2. countableuncountableA city in Washington County, Arkansas.
   3. countableuncountableAn unincorporated community in Sussex County, Delaware.
   4. countableuncountableAn unincorporated community in Gibson County, Indiana.
   5. countableuncountableAn unincorporated community in Perry County, Kentucky.
   6. countableuncountableA minor city in Big Stone County, Minnesota.
   7. countableuncountableA village in Nemaha County, Nebraska.
   8. countableuncountableA hamlet in Orange County, New York.
   9. countableuncountableAn unincorporated community in Fayette County, Ohio.
   10. countableuncountableA town in Pottawatomie County, Oklahoma.
   11. countableuncountableA ghost town in Kane County, Utah.
   12. countableuncountableA town and village therein, in Lamoille County, Vermont.
   13. countableuncountableAn unincorporated community in Whitman County, Washington.
   14. countableuncountableAn unincorporated community in Cabell County, West Virginia.
   15. countableuncountableA town in Marathon County, Wisconsin.
   16. countableuncountableAn unincorporated community in the town of Easton, Marathon County, Wisconsin.
   17. countableuncountableA number of townships in the United States, listed under Johnson Township.

plural Johnsons · alternative surname Jonson

1. Alternative letter-case form of johnson (“penis”).