poop factory

noun

An infant.

Meanings

nounpoop factory (plural poop factories)

plural poop factories

  1. derogatoryhumorousidiomaticAn infant.

    She didn't feel pushed aside because the colic-stricken poop factory needed to be changed and burped again.

    2010, Barbra Monroe Goggin, Lessons from Joshua: God Whispers Through Autism, AuthorHouse, →ISBN, page 11
  2. derogatoryhumorousidiomaticAn animal whose defecation inconveniences humans.

    Ducklings and chicks grow at a phenomenal rate, consuming a huge amount of food. And what goes in, must come out. […] They are pecking, peeping poop factories.

    2004 April 11, Janice Willard, “Giving pets as Easter gifts is bad idea”, in Lawrence Journal-World

    Synonyms: poop machine, shit factory

Synonyms & antonyms

nounAn animal whose defecation inconveniences humans.

Origin

From the view that the subject (a baby or animal) does nothing but digest food and produce waste.

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