porcelain bus

noun

A toilet bowl.

Meanings

nounporcelain bus (plural porcelain buses)

plural porcelain buses

  1. slangA toilet bowl.

    With a gut-wrenching heave, I grasped the steering wheel of the porcelain bus and shouted at the top of my voice for 'Hughie' to come and sort me out.

    2011, Fred Itfru, The Beer and I, page 10

Origin

From it being imagined that when gripping the sides of the bowl while vomiting into it that it's like a bus driver gripping the steering wheel of a bus (a bus steering wheel being roughly horizontal, as opposed to a car which has it up at an angle).

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porcelain bus. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 4, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/porcelain%20bus

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