pull one's pud

present singular third person pulls one's pud · participle present pulling one's pud · participle past pulled one's pud · past pulled one's pud

1. slangTo masturbate.

   Why wouldn't he even answer the door? Was he in there pulling his pud or something?

   Synonyms: pull the pud, abuse, bash one out, bate, beat it, beat off, crank one out, fap

2. idiomaticSynonym of dick around.

   Quit pulling your pud and get back to work!

   1 more example

   “Jerry's right, of course. I staked my entire reputation on being a man of science. A man to create life from dead tissue. And what did I do? I let a couple of setbacks shake my confidence, and spent the last 50 years pulling my pud.”

   2024 October 21, Paul Simms, “The Return of Jerry” (15:34 from the start), in What We Do in the Shadows, season 6, episode 1, spoken by Laszlo Cravensworth (Matt Berry)

   Synonyms: dick around