jerk the gherkin

verb

To masturbate.

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Meanings

verbjerk the gherkin (third-person singular simple present jerks the gherkin, present participle jerking the gherkin, simple past and past participle jerked the gherkin)

present singular third person jerks the gherkin · participle present jerking the gherkin · participle past jerked the gherkin · past jerked the gherkin

  1. slangvulgarTo masturbate.

Synonyms & antonyms

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Origin

Apparently chosen for the rhyme (in the form jerkin' the gherkin).

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APA

jerk the gherkin. (n.d.). In WatkinsX Dictionary. Retrieved November 5, 2026, from https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/jerk%20the%20gherkin

MLA

“jerk the gherkin.” WatkinsX Dictionary, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/jerk%20the%20gherkin. Accessed November 5, 2026.

Chicago

WatkinsX Dictionary, s.v. “jerk the gherkin,” accessed November 5, 2026, https://dictionary.watkinsx.com/word/jerk%20the%20gherkin.

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