queef

plural queefs

1. slangvulgarAn emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; vaginal flatulence.

   We are the queef after a porn star breaks the gang bang record.

   2005, “Pennsylvania”, The Bloodhound Gang (music)

   2 more examples

   Finally, I have only heard about it, but what about the queef? This is the vagina-fart. Is it truly possible?

   2004, Michael Ryan, The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever, iUniverse, published 2004, page 47

   A queef is not, of course, flatulence, so technically it is not a fart either. It is air, not waste gases produced by digestion, so often there is no attendant odor.

   2010 October 16, Bill Casselman, Where a Dobdob Meets a Dikdik: A Word Lover's Guide to the Weirdest, Wackiest, and Wonkiest Lexical Gems, Original edition, Avon: Adams Media, →ISBN, →OL, page 192

   Synonyms: cunt fart, fanny fart, pussy fart, vart

2. slangvulgarA contemptible person.

   Tough Guy: Oh yeah? Well, you look like a bunch of queefs to me, huh?

   2000 January 12, “World Wide Recorder Concert”, in South Park, season 3, episode 17

   1 more example

   When you dumb-fucks repeat some right-wing loon's lie it only makes you look like a queef.

   2000 September 12, D. G. Porter, “Re: OT: Bush Fucks Up with Mike On”, in alt.tv.southpark (Usenet), message-ID <39BE65CF.567C@pacbell.net>

   Synonyms: cunt

present singular third person queefs · participle present queefing · participle past queefed · past queefed

1. intransitiveslangvulgarTo produce an emission of air from the vagina.

   All my Westside bitches throw it up / Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up

   2009, “Medicine Ball”, in Relapse, performed by Eminem

2. slangtransitivevulgarTo make the noise of (a thing) by means of queefs.

   back to the movie where we find Kim, back at the gallery, so catatonic and sex-obsessed she'd sell Michaelangelo's David for $5 and queef the theme from Close Encounters for no extra charge.

   2002, Dennis Hensley, Screening Party, Alyson Publishing, published 2002, page 74