shvantz

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noun

The penis.

Scrabble 22

Meanings

nounshvantz (plural shvantzes)

plural shvantzes · alternative schwantz

  1. USslangThe penis.

    He flashed his shvantz from his balcony.

    2004, James Ellroy, “Stephanie”, in Destination: Morgue!, New York: Vintage, page 58

    Synonyms: dick, prick, anaconda, baloney pony, bald-headed hermit, banana, bird, birdie

  2. USderogatoryslangA useless person.

    Down the aisle from me a fellow-addict fifty years my senior is dropping his load in his hat. His hat, Doctor! Oy, I’m sick. I want to cry. Not into your hat, you shvantz, you got to put that thing on your head!

    1969, Philip Roth, Portnoy’s Complaint, New York: Vintage, published 1994, page 132

    Synonyms: loser, schmuck

Synonyms & antonyms

nounA useless person.

Origin

  1. Yiddishשוואַנץ“tail, penis”
  2. Englishshvantz

Borrowed from Yiddish שוואַנץ (shvants, “tail, penis”).

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Chicago

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