dick

plural dicks · alternative Internet pronunciation spelling dih

1. countableobsoleteA male person.
2. countableinformalslanguncountablevulgarThe penis.

   Don't pee over there! That woman could see your dick.

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   Were you feeling lonely in bed? My dick feels ready to go!

   THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: "Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police."

   1997, George Carlin, Brain Droppings, New York: Hyperion Books, →ISBN, →LCCN, →OCLC, →OL, page 83

   I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower / So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours

   2012, “Backseat Freestyle” (hip-hop), performed by Kendrick Lamar

   If you simply stop letting your dick do the talking and listen to what others want, you can avoid a lot of difficult situations.

   2016 August 17, Tara Jacoby, “Don't Think With Your Dick”, in Jezebel, archived from the original on 21 Aug 2019

   I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real.

   2020, AisStunna, 0:18 from the start, in TOP Stunna Boy Instagram (pedo) Moments

   Synonyms: anaconda, baloney pony, bald-headed hermit, banana, bird, birdie, bobby, boonga

3. countablederogatoryoffensiveslangvulgarA contemptible or obnoxious person; a jerk; traditionally, especially, a male jerk.

   That dude is such a dick.

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   Liam has more beefs than an episode of The Bear—with Damon “that dick out of blur” Albarn, the Spice Girls’ (Mel C (who offered to fight Liam at the Brits), and, in a seemingly neverending feud, with Robbie “fat fucking idiot” Williams.

   2024 August 28, Raven Smith, “Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, and the Art of the Public Feud”, in Vogue, archived from the original on 01 Sep 2024

   Synonyms: assbag, assbreath, assbucket, asschunk, asscunt, assface, assfag, assfaggot

4. CanadaUSslanguncommonuncountablevulgarAbsolutely nothing.

   Last weekend I did dick.

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   Cool, whatever you say, slick, but I need to tell you something about all your skills. As of right now, they mean precisely… dick.

   1997, Ed Solomon, Men in Black, spoken by Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones)

5. slanguncountablevulgarSexual intercourse with a man.

   You better try and get some dick and take your mind off this bullshit.

   1991, quoted in Andrew Parker, Nationalisms & Sexualities, page 309

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   Much like quicksand, dicksand is what girls get caught in when they're obsessed with their crush, boyfriend, husband, or anyone giving them dick.

   2020, Keltie Knight, Becca Tobin, Jac Vanek, Act Like a Lady […] , Rodale Books, →ISBN, page 284

   Antonyms: pussy

present singular third person dicks · participle present dicking · participle past dicked · past dicked · alternative Internet pronunciation spelling dih

1. slangtransitivevulgarTo mistreat or take advantage of somebody.

   dick up

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   dick around

   Dude, don't let them dick you around like that!

2. slangtransitivevulgarTo penetrate sexually with a penis.

   Homeboy, throw in the towel / Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell

   1989, “Car Thief”, in Paul's Boutique, performed by Beastie Boys

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   Listen, this old gal we going to see probably don't like liquor and drinking, so be cool. I'm just gon borrow a few bucks off her. I ain't never dicked her or nothing.

   1996, Clarence Major, Dirty bird blues

   Synonyms: bone, schlong, dick down, Formal terms, bed, coit, coitize, dight

plural dicks · alternative Internet pronunciation spelling dih

1. USdatedslangtransitivevulgarA detective.

   private dick, railroad dick

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   “I am a detective,” said Hercule Poirot with the modest air of one who says “I am a king.” ¶ “Good God!” The young man seemed seriously taken aback. “Do you mean that girl actually totes about a dumb dick?”

   1937 November 1, Agatha Christie, Death on the Nile

plural dicks · alternative Internet pronunciation spelling dih

1. obsoleteslangtransitivevulgarA declaration.

   "He seems to set a deal of store by her, though. There's some young 'ooman at home, where she lives, I'd take my dying dick."

   1875, Mrs. George Croft Huddleston, Bluebell

alternative Internet pronunciation spelling dih

1. CumbriaslangtransitivevulgarTen, in Cumbrian sheep counting.

plural Dicks

1. A diminutive of the male given name Richard, also used as a formal given name.

   Lascivious Edward, and thou perjur'd George, / And thou mis-shapen Dick, I tell ye all,

   c. 1591–1592 (date written), William Shakespeare, “The Third Part of Henry the Sixt, […]”, in Mr. William Shakespeares Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies […] (First Folio), London: […] Isaac Iaggard, and Ed[ward] Blount, published 1623, →OCLC, [Act V, scene v]

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   You may know what one man thinks of another by his manner of calling him. Thomas and James and Richard and William are stupid young gentlemen; Tom and Jem and Dick and Will are fine spirited fellows.

   1830, Mary Russell Mitford, Our Village: Fourth Series: Cottage Names

2. A surname transferred from the given name.