spleen

plural spleens

1. countableuncountableanatomyIn vertebrates, including humans, a ductless vascular gland, located in the upper left abdomen near the stomach, which destroys old red blood cells, removes debris from the bloodstream, acts as a reservoir of blood, and produces lymphocytes.
2. archaiccountableuncountableexcept in the set phrase "to vent one's spleen"A bad mood; spitefulness. Compare gall.

   In noble minds some dregs remain, / Not yet purged off, of spleen and sour disdain.

   1711 May, [Alexander Pope], An Essay on Criticism, London: […] W[illiam] Lewis […]; and sold by W[illiam] Taylor […], T[homas] Osborn[e] […], and J[ohn] Graves […], →OCLC

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   Too many, however, who might take an honourable stand, fear the petty spleen of the plantocracy; preferring the most disgusting adulation, to the blessing of him ready to perish.

   1843, “A Voice from Trinidad”, in Colonial Magazine and Commercial-maritime Journal, page 465

   The name I like best, however, I heard uttered by the Eldest Son of the House of Chou, who in a moment of spleen referred to his colleague of the House of Liang as hsiao chu-tan, the Little Pig’s Egg.

   1929, Owen Lattimore, “The Black Gobi”, in The Desert Road To Turkestan, Boston: Little, Brown, and Company, →OCLC, page 227

   Sullen now, with stultified spleen, Mrs Dibble grappled her crutches and levered herself upright after an ungainly struggle.

   1950, Norman Lindsay, Dust or Polish?, Sydney: Angus and Robertson, page 150

3. countableobsoleterareuncountableA sudden motion or action; a fit; a freak; a whim.

   A thousand spleens bear her a thousand ways. Brief as the lightning in the collied night; That, in a spleen, unfolds both heaven and Earth

   1593, [William Shakespeare], Venus and Adonis, London: […] Richard Field, […], →OCLC

4. countableobsoleteuncountableMelancholy; hypochondriacal affections.

   Bodies changed to various forms by spleen.

   1712 May, [Alexander Pope], “The Rape of the Locke. An Heroi-comical Poem.”, in Miscellaneous Poems and Translations. […], London: […] Bernard Lintott […], →OCLC, canto

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   There is a luxury in self-dispraise: / And inward self-disparagement affords / To meditative spleen a grateful feast.

   1814, William Wordsworth, The Excursion

5. countableuncountableA fit of immoderate laughter or merriment.

   By virtue, thou enforcest laughter ; thy silly thought, my spleen

   c. 1601–1602 (date written), William Shakespeare, “Twelfe Night, or What You Will”, in Mr. William Shakespeares Comedies, Histories, & Tragedies […] (First Folio), London: […] Isaac Iaggard, and Ed[ward] Blount, published 1623, →OCLC, [Act III, scene ii]

present singular third person spleens · participle present spleening · participle past spleened · past spleened

1. obsoletetransitiveTo dislike.

   T. Wentworth ſpleen'd the Bishop

   1693, John Hacket, Scrinia Reserata

2. To annoy or irritate.

   If you want to know why I am always spleening her, it is because I am always elsewhere with friends, and disseminating so much currency, and performing so many things that can spleen a mother.

   2013, Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything Is Illuminated

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   There had been a good deal of provocation, we have no doubt, before the republican simplicity, at which Mrs Trollope seems to have been so justly offended, was spleened into speaking of the old woman.

   1832, The Edinburgh Review: Or Critical Journal - Volume 111, page 488

3. ambitransitiveTo complain; to rail; to vent one's spleen.

   It was satisfactory to a majority of the bolters, but most of the democrats spleened against him.

   1883, Frank Abial Flower, Life of Matthew Hale Carpenter, page 292

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   He never counseled litigation for the sake of litigation, and no client ever complained of his loyalty, He hated sham and pretense, and openly spleened at the empty mouthing oracle of the street corner, the society, or the church.

   1904, Philip Loring Spooner, Abram Daniel Smith, Wisconsin Reports, page xliv

   O Captain, my Captain, I shan't migrain that fight —A teritable Dunga Minh art thou, A phantom of loneflight; And though I've swaggered you and spleened you, By the living bilge that gleaned you — You're a better man than I am, Dunga Minh!

   1964, Christine Gay, Pegasus, page 39

   When he phoned the old man in Idaho, Herman Zaunbrecher spleened “no dothead fucking quack's gonna treat my boy like a lab rat” and ordered the surgeon to put Randall on the next flight to Boise.

   2021, John Ritter, Fatal Conceit

4. To remove the spleen, or, by extension, to gore.

   "That is true," quoth Albertu, “but pray consider on the other side that animals spleened grow extremely salacious, an experiment well known in dogs."

   1892, George Atherton Aitken, George A. Aitken, John Arbuthnot, The Life and Works of John Arbuthnot, M.D, page 328

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   Nor did they only take Townes, kill such as made resistance, and rob houses, with the Licentiousnesse and Avarice of Souldiers, but with barbarous Inhumanity spared no age nor modesty; tyrannizing over the Rest and Monuments of the dead, which they spleened as much as the Living;

   1667, Famianus Strada, The History of the Low-Countrey Warres, page 75

   I grant a good deal to Grecian pride of prose, and Roman fund of poesy, when spleened and gored to shame, defeat, and loss of prestige, on the battle-field by mere "barbaric" ( ? ) troops of Cimbric Hyperborean Celts.

   1866, John Jones Thomas, Britannia Antiquissima, page 79

5. To excise or remove.

   There is even a subtle reference to sexuality in the poem, but it is formulated in such a manner that it is spleened of all vulgarity.

   2019, V. A. February, Mind Your Colour

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   That will be how we lose what we have gained, The incremental rapture at the core, Spleened of the belly's thick placental wrath, And the seed's roar.

   1996, William Everson, Clif Ross, William Everson: The Light the Shadow Casts, page 105

   Picking up where I left off...broken down, knowing they'd pick through my bones like vultures for what marrow they hadn't already spleened from me.

   2006, Chris Eann, Lord Buddha: Book of Omens, page 45