axe wound

plural axe wounds

1. CommonwealthslangvulgarVulva.

   Are you saying she only likes it in her axe wound?

   2012, Damon Beesley, Iain Morris, The Inbetweeners Scriptbook, page 562

   2 more examples

   I'd love to shove my love pump into her axe wound. Only thing is, I bet she wouldn't mentally be there, cuz she'd be thinking how fat and ugly she looked naked and all.

   2001, Nunnaya Bidniz, “Re: I give up!!”, in misc.fitness.weights (Usenet)

   Have you ever tried waxing your armpits? […] I don't think my missus would welcome a wax attack on her axe wound […]

   2008, Beav, “Re: ot: Christmas Lights On Houses”, in uk.rec.motorcycles (Usenet)

   Synonyms: hatchet wound

2. InternetvulgarA neovagina, especially when perceived as repulsive.
3. Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see axe, wound.