maidenless

comparative more maidenless · superlative most maidenless

1. literallyHaving no maidens.

   What I sing in the maidenless tower, no stone-eyed king Could grant, nor limping beggar tell.

   1952, Dave Lougee, “Should You Plead with My Story”, in The Sewanee Review, volume 50, Baltimore, M.A.: Johns Hopkins University Press, →ISSN, →OCLC, page 703

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   Philip had sulkily allowed himself to be dragged into it, and had perched disconsolately in one corner of the group among other maidenless youths.

   1915, Michael Sadleir, Hyssop, London: Constable & Co. Limited, page 190

   By Romulus, founder of Rome, were shows of this nature established, When the Sabine women were raped, to pleasure his maidenless men.

   On Love

   1966, Ovid, translated by Beram Saklatvala, Ars Amatoria [On Love], London: Charles Skilton Ltd., page 18

   Seen between two of the sententiously parted shoulders is Willie's Lola, an ambiguous solitary gardenia in an otherwise maidenless tribe.

   1971, Manny Farber, Negative Space: Manny Farber on the Movies, New York, N.Y.; Washington, D.C.: Praeger Publishers, page 8

   Perhaps he had brought the seventy-seven beautiful maidens? No. He heaved a few more earls aside and appeared, flushed in the flickering light of the torches, panting but maidenless.

   1999, Dave Duncan, Lord of the Fire Lands, New York, N.Y.: Avon Books, →ISBN, page 323

   Lightfoot noted that there were not enough maidens to go around, so that most groups were maidenless. "Go!" cried Beloved again.

   2010, Bruce Coville, The Last Hunt, New York, N.Y.: Scholastic Press, →ISBN, page 20

2. rareUncharacteristic of a maiden; (by extension) vulgar, uncouth, unladylike.

   Who cared? What did it matter? She was the fire-breathing crone, the maidenless mother, a Mrs. Robinson plus some.

   2005, Jessica Barksdale Inclán, Walking With Her Daughter, Thorndike, M.A.: Center Point Publishing, →ISBN, page 70

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   Now againſt coming the authority of the Greeke Church, which neuer liked of the maidenleſſe maidenhood of their Prisſts: they anſwer, that Epiphanius a Greek Doctor, telleth them, that they do it against order: doe you hold the skales euen? you haue neither skales nor weights of Scripture, nor you dare ſcarce profeſſe to haue any.

   a. 1603, Thomas Cartwright, A Confvtation of the Rhemists Translation, Glosses and Annotations on the Nevv Testament, published 1618, page 39

   There is no species of the class mammalia more frowned upon than old women,—the arrows of disdain and criticism fly pretty sharply about their gray locks. The most polite man in polished society frequently becomes bankrupt of the title when he is called upon to prove his possession of it before an old woman. The young man invariably leaves them to their "maidenless meditations," except when their maternal affections are given to a young, looming and gentle creature of bashful sixteen, who may have but slight objections to the practical example of "exchange" being no "robbery," between a mother and a husband.

   1840 September 12, E.E., “A Chapter on Old Women”, in The Albion, volume 2, number 37, page 1, column 2

   But she returned home with the air of a woman. It was in her eyes, in her walk, in her mannerisms, in her voice; a kind of flip sureness; a maidenless insolence which betrayed to me, at least, that she knew all there was to know and, perhaps, then some.

   1967, R. Daniel McMichael, The Journal of David Q. Little, New Rochelle, N.Y.: Arlington House, page 275

   Synonyms: unmaidenly

3. InternetSingle; lacking a girlfriend.First known use 2022

   You might be maidenless, but this Banished Knight's Greatsword replica from Elden Ring will give you the confidence you need to absolutely slay in all arenas of your life.

   2023 February 6, Adam Rothbarth, “The Best Unique Video Game Merch 2023”, in VICE, archived from the original on 04 Mar 2023

   Synonyms: bitchless

4. InternetbroadlyderogatoryGenerally rude, obnoxious, pathetic, or contemptible; incel-like.First known use 2022

   maidenless behaviour

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   Not tipping your bartenders is absolute maidenless behavior.

   2022 March 19, @James_OG_Lee, Twitter, archived from the original on 24 Apr 2023

   Criticizing someone for starting an OnlyFans is truly maidenless behavior.

   2022 March 20, @erickoenreich, Twitter, archived from the original on 24 Jul 2023

   Elon Musk's Dumb Elden Ring Build Proves The Billionaire Is Maidenless

   2022 May 25, Ashley Bardhan, “(article title)”, in Kotaku, archived from the original on 28 Feb 2023

   All Jolly_Old_Lautrec got for their maidenless behaviour was a Rune Arc and the satisfaction of knowing they destroyed the one tender moment in all of Elden Ring.

   2022 May 28, Joshua Robertson, “Elden Ring Players Go On A Date, Gets Ruined By Invader”, in The Gamer, archived from the original on 31 May 2022

   Reminder as per when these bunny figures come out, that this is an unofficial fan twitter run by one person, for free, so if you make me read you being absolutely maidenless in my notifications you will get sent to blocktown 👌

   2022 August 5, @danganronpawiki, Twitter, archived from the original on 07 Jul 2023